I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING
a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR
Omg I’m crying
don’t talk to strangers on the internet because they’re great and hot and funny and live miles away and highlight the lack of people in your daily life that you can tolerate
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
leonardo dicaprio deserves a handwritten apology from the academy
A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.
The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.
this is really cool
just five more minutes, mom
procrastination taken to the next level
Procrastinating from the womb
I see a future tumblrite
#all the awards to jensen ackles #because really #you can literally see what’s going on in dean’s mind #like at first he can’t believe it #he calls his name #twice #because he can’t believe he’s actually gone #maybe he’s hoping it’s like with pamela #cas burnt her eyes out but she was still alive #but then #man #then you see him almost nodding #because of course kevin is dead #and of course dean thinks it’s his fault #kevin /trusted/ him #and this what happens when people trust him, right? #’i guess that’s what i do #i let down the people i love’
The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.
CAN’T NOT REBLOG
oh god can’t breathe
Ladies and Gents: The Always Fabulous, Benedict Cumberbatch.
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily
How to bid.
Supernatural part 1.
Jensen’s genuine surprise and the way he completely cracks up! He is so sweet!
It’s like he doesn’t even know how attractive he is
the 6th gif gives me life
I don’t believe she even phoned the ambulance either, but probably someone to inform them that Sherlock has been taken care of. Maybe Moriarty?
(X) Can I point out that Mary phoned the ambulance using a touch screen phone with leather gloves. Touch screen phones do not work while wearing gloves, unless they’re specially designed ones. Leather ones would definitely not work.
This reminds me of the 10,000 times they said “camera phone” in ASIB. Has anyone involved with this show ever actually *used* a mobile phone before?
Oh my god, I never noticed this
One of the greatest moments of the film because you can just see Bilbo’s utter resignation like, “Yeah, yeah, I’m dead. I’ll just kneel right here. Okay bye.”
Best fucking moment. Everyone in my theater opening night lost it :P
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon